ArcaMax Jokwa

  •  When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half.

    -- I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

    -- The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.



    -- I have learned there is little difference in husbands; you might as well keep the first.

    -- If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make vegetable stew