• Think Again

    Officer: You were speeding.

    Man: No, I wasn't.

    Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.

    Man: But I wasn't speeding.

    Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)

    Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?

    Officer: Yes, you would.

    Man: What if I just thought that you were?

    Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.

    Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk.