• Murphy's Real Laws

    1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

    2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

    3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

    4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

    5. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

    6. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

    7. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

    8. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

    9. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

    10. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.