• The Jealous Dog

    A man comes home from work, expecting his dog to welcome him with nothing but excitement.

    Dog: "I saw you out there."

    Me: "What?"

    Dog: "I saw you pet the neighbor's dog."

    Me: "I was just..."

    Dog: (crying) "Did you rub his belly? DID YOU ASK IF HE WAS A GOOD BOY?!"