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  • Calvin and Elmer

    Calvin sees Elmer and asks, "What’s up?"

    Elmer says, "First I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations."

    "Boy, you had quite a time."

    "I’ll say! I thought I’d never pull through that spelling test."